Cindy Lou And Bubba Meet Their Doom....

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Well it wuz finally halowing agin
and me and my girlfren Cindy Lou
decited we’d dress up real skeery
and find somethan differnt and fun ta do.
I dressed up like a bad bone man
and Cindy wuz Lady Marmalaid.
She wore that ole red frite wig
and a pair of my old broken eye shades.

We skeered a few little kiddies
walkin down the city sidewalk.
Then with a few ole crippled grannies
we made some silly small talk
a standin at thare front door.
They give us all they candy so we’d
leave and not come back no more.

Then we passed a big-assed house
down on the end of River Street.
A Lady Enchantress and Sneezin Sinorita
wuz standin out in the front yard
a singin love songs so sweet.
“Come in” they said, “Mr. Boneman
and that ho hangin on your arm
it’s purfectly safe inside
ya’ll sure won’t come to no harm.”

Bout time we got in the door
a hairy little wolf kinda critter
jumped out at Cindy to get ‘er
grabbed ahold ta Cindy’s purse
and tried ta sell her a bunch a tickets
to dance with ole men with mustaches
or ta take a long ride in a hearse.

Then a little clown with an evil smile
tried to grab and unzip my zipper
Cindy got all incensed bout that
and used hern big foot to trip ‘er.
Some woman in a long black dress
with more cloth below than above
came floatin down the stairs a sayin
“Welcome Darlinks” and a spoutin some
poetry garbage bout sex, love and blood.

Well I looked at Cindy and she looked at me
We’s bout ready ta run fer it
and then we smells while we see,
this horrbull stanky oder
a comin from a tiny grinnin green entity.
“Well I swear that looks like Gumby”
Cindy screamed at tha top a her lungs
“That’s me” said the demonic green thang
“Gumby lookin for some pokey fun!”

Well I’d done had bout all I could take
so me and Cindy we made a break
out tha door, down tha walk to tha street
and that’s when poor ole Cindy tripped
over hern floppy boobs and hern big feet,
I runned away and I aint never looked back
but I sure do miss Ole Cindy’s boobs in the sack.
I guess she’s still there at the halloween bash.
Hope they give her free dance tickets
cause I still got hern purse with hern cash.


10/25/2007 La Belle Rouge

Music, "Gangsta's Paradise"