I was born in the eighteenth century
but your Ugly Mama is older than dirt
I can respect my elders, Edvard
but this time it aint gonna work!
I flew all the way from Norleans
with just two pleasures in view
Slowly sipping some aged sangria
and rockin that double coffin with you
I put all this work into your party
And your Mama has the audacity
to just take the Master bedroom
and demand a guest house for me
Now tell me Edvard Incubus Nosferatu
are you putting her first or me?
what the hell are you gonna do?
Cause my little black vampire wings
can always fly back home to the South
She wants me to serve her meatballs
ME, Queen of The Night, shut my mouth!
So please Darlin Edvard set Mama straight
or the boiled meatballs will surely be yours
I can picture them right now on the plate
so put Mama outside the “Master” door
Show Mama to the guest room and
come over here now to your queen
she can make you feel young again
bloodthirsty brutal, lusty and mean
And if you have a guest house at all
don’t expect The Queen to occupy it
you know you don’t want me to
so don’t even bother to deny it
I’ll try to be nice to your Mama
but you better be nicer to me
or I’ll bite that old bag’s neck
and another day she won’t see
You tell him, I can't wait to see how Georg gets out of this one
But please keep ma fed with those meat balls, for I heard next on the menu was buzzard stew
I plan to keep the rest of my feathers intact :)
Great fun, I enjoyed
Have a wonderful day
The Buzzard
My, My, My Belle, the lady's words have a bite to them. You just put those fangs away for another day, mama is gonna get hers, I promise. Some fiends and I are gonna have mama for dinner. Oh, did I forget to put the over in that sentence?
INTERESTING AND I DON'T WANT TO BUST YOUR BUBBLE BUT...AT THIS LATE STAGE HE WILL PROBABLY CHOOSE TO PLEASE MAMA. OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. HOPE HE DOESN'T THOUGH...SHE NEEDS A GOOD LESSON. GOOD WRITE THAT WAS ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
I gonna get PeeWee for that one!!! But don't sweat in Hell my darling it ain't so hot, not like my Swedish Castle's dungeons where she graciously kind of be falling down to (plenty of sucking Jersey Ed clones there!)
And for those that are too early being gleeful about my "plights"...remember, meat balls come by gross!
Will wait holding a pair of sharp tooths scissors!!!
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But please keep ma fed with those meat balls, for I heard next on the menu was buzzard stew
I plan to keep the rest of my feathers intact :)
Great fun, I enjoyed
Have a wonderful day
The Buzzard
Bobbi
Carole~
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
And for those that are too early being gleeful about my "plights"...remember, meat balls come by gross!
Will wait holding a pair of sharp tooths scissors!!!
EDvard Nosferatu Incubus
Wicked and dark and funny...just right!
John
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Cheers
Alain
If I were Edvard I would think about heeding these words, never knew a vampire who was tied to those apron strings.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
"So please Darlin Edvard set mama straight,
or the boiled meatballs will surely be yours"
Ho, Ho, Ho! I wanna see old Brother Edvard 'squeeze' out of this one!
PS: He ain't gone against Ma now in countless centuries,
This is gonna be One Hell of a Halloween -Brother Pee Wee
May The Best Woman Win!! (And Good Luck to my Brother, too.)