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Rejected!!!
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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What did I do that was so wrong!
And how did they find out?




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I filled in the screen name and password


Then I had to take the test!


And so for twenty minutes


I sat and answered questions.


 


It didn’t matter if he didn’t have hair


Yes I would like for him to have eyes


And an income from somewhere would nice


Intelligence so that we could converse.


 


Yes, a taller man so that I can wear my 4” stiletto heels


He must speak English, Spanish, or French


I know no other languages


He must like to cuddle and be at ease.


 


No major body parts can be pierced!


A tattoo won’t turn me off but it doesn’t turn me on


He must be there for me when my life goes all wrong


And I will be there for him when the same is true for him


 


He must be the one in charge for I am a dreamer


I need someone to hold the rope when I am floating


Keeping me near the ground so I don’t float away


Are these things too much to ask?


 


Twenty minutes, I spent taking the sixty question test


And another ten awaiting the results, wouldn’t take my money


We are so sorry, but one in four we cannot help.


I just got REJECTED by E-Harmony


 
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 Reviews of "Rejected!!!"
Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu
Reviewed on September 27, 2007
Everybody get rejected by E-Harmony. You need to try Match.com they are faster cheaper and the hits are often, not much better, but often :). I like your work. Your humor is were I like it and I can read between the lines. The fact I've been there done that helps me understand. But do not hand me the rope, my spirit name is Dream Weaver.
Reviewed by David Perry (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2007
My friend Lew met the perfect someone through them. When he broke it off, she burned down his house. David.
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Baby Girl! Those dumb asses don't know shit from Crisco! None of those geeks are worthy of yore fine self! Tell them to kiss yore grits, true Southern Belles are in high demand! LOVE YA! Sissy SC
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Awwww! Don't let it get under your skin, just stick to your guns and life will have many surprises ahead for you, love the write...

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Try to figure this out, Ann, I have none of those endearing qualities that you listed, all good qualities too. And I was accepted by them guys...go figure.

I think there's something to that "six degrees of separation" thing so hang in there.

Finally, all those 'lucky' couples that found themselves through eharmony ain't one bit believable.

Cheers
Dan
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Well, Ann...if I were owner of EHarmony...I would reject your application too...I would keep it for myself. Loved this.
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Well Ann, with your charm and outlook on life forget E Harmony and go to a good old fashioned dance, for I am sure once some man had you in his arms you will find what you are hoping for.

hugs
Fee
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
If they rejected you Sissy Ann they're a bunch of dumb butts!!
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
This funny, but I hope not true. No one like rejections.
All I can say is E-Harmony must have had a computer glitch - cause you sound like a normal, all round HUMAN.

Kathy
Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
I've long since given up on online dating sites; they should charge the idiots that canvas the ads not you for signing up; for these sights you were being picky! "They" are the only ones to profit.
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
scary oh well, what do they know...Lady J
Reviewed by xxxx xxxx (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Interesting write. I got rejected, too! Taught me a lesson to save my money on this type of website! Rhoda
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Rejection of any kind truly hurts, but I think the part where you indicated he had to have an income might have done you in! They probably spent all their money, joining E-Harmony.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Now this is sad....I'm sorry (((Ann))).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :(
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