German guy took his wife on vacation to Morocco; tried to sell her to some Bedouins. No luck. She scratched and clawed and bit them till the Bedouins said, no deal, you keep her, sheep are friendlier. Guy went to Bangkok and married a go-go girl-- number twenty-three. Half a year later he took a fancy to number seventeen. Twenty-three cut his cock off with a rusty cleaver and fed it to the chickens. Doctors stopped the bleeding and saved his life; a routine procedure in Bangkok. Too bad gangrene set in. Had to cut his balls off a week later. Guy went back to Morocco, cock-less, ball-less and penniless. Sold himself to the Bedouins. Now the sheep are jealous.
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