Have you wondered why dogs have to lick us so much? Well, Phydoux has just finished at the computer and has left us with his answer to that question. Man, I was really suprised at some of the things.
Why do dog’s lick so much?
People ask this a lot. There are a lot of answers because there are a lot of dogs. So let me give you a long list of possibilities.
1. Dogs and alcohol. It is important that you not give your dog alcohol. Some dogs are lickers. None are beers but many are lickers. Some are whiners. Some bark a lot but other just whine a lot. Don’t give liquor to your licker. Don’t give wine to you whiners. One drink and they get worse. Can you imagine coming home and you seeing you licker in the gutter trying to sleep it off?
2. We aren’t kissing you. Popular human belief is that the licking on the face or lips is our attempt to kiss a human. Can you recall seeing some wealthy obese lady with all kinds of jewelry and furs? She has smelly perfume. She says, “Give Mommy a kiss?” The dog licks her lipstick caked lips.
Let me tell you what is happening. First of all, we dogs cannot spit. It is impossible for our mouths to close in such a way that we can spit. When we are asked to “give a kiss” we are really wanting to spit on the person and the licking is as close as we can get.
3. That awful human odor. Our senses are very precise. We have our likes and our dislikes. We like the human odor which is natural. You people try to hide that delightful odor. You wash with soap and you put on deodorant and perfume and after shave. Some people even use toilet water. Hey, if we wanted toilet water we could just go to the bathroom stool!
Most of the time when we lick you we are trying to get rid of all those false aromas so we can smell the real person. You can save us a lot of time if you just quit bathing and trying to smell good. After all, in that state your dog is the only one who will have anything to do with you.
4. Our licks are good for your health. Like tomatoes, we supply you with a very good oxident. Our lickopene will help you in so many of your health issues. The next time one of us licks you, give thanks to God. They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a dog lick a day will do the same things.
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