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999.99 ::In Space no one Can hear You Flush
by Richard J Kallao
Sunday, September 21, 2014

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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 So it was a month since I been working
and I had to do something or the HRS in
fact would stop my taxes from going out
or me getting any back money like social
security ,

So off too work.
 

Can you believe that the only job opening
was cleaning out the toilet or bathroom in
fact that was used on the space shuttle .
 

I wasn't able to turn it down 999.99 cent
was still my rent money but there was in
fact only one problem anyone didn't tell
me about, when you clean a toilet make
sure you don't kneel down too far in that
toilet and make sure there are no one in
fact around so they can't flush you .
 

' Help, my head is stuck again, I left my
helmet on, is someone around . I'm in
the only bathroom aboard this damn sp-
ace station, Jason or Herb are you there
someone please help me get my head
out of the toilet I feel like drano, space ,
where's a plummer when you need one
space when you need to go too the ba-
throom cross your legs or hold it .'
 

Space  so vast so mysterious ,no place
for a bathrooms .' Space .so technologi-
cally inept can't even make a toilet seat
knob to flush in space even .'
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