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ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI KILLED IN AIR RAID

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the most-wanted terrorist in
Iraq with a $25 million bounty on his head, was killed when U.S. warplanes dropped 500-pound bombs on his isolated safehouse northeast of Baghdad, coalition officials said Thursday. His death was a long-sought victory in the war in Iraq.

Members of his personal staff are questioning how the event could have taken place in a safehouse, which was supposed to be safe? An anonymous terrorist who spoke on conditions of anonymity while wearing a traditional mask and training on traditional monkey bars (which this reporter still feels is proof positive they plan a school yard raid) said, “It is IMPOSSIBLE! That was a safe house! We had sandbags all around it to prevent flooding!”

Al-Zarqawi's body was found and positively identified. The confirmation was made with scars, tattoos and fingerprints known to be al-Zarqawi's. He also said a DNA analysis was being performed to be absolutely sure.

Word of caution – Residents of The White House and Top US intelligence network officials say there is no way to prove the clothes he wore literally everyday were actually his.

This reporter has a much bigger question – How do I get my $25 million?

I’m the guy who told them where he was!

Three days ago I emailed The Bushman with a secret coded message telling him of Zarquawi’s location to a location that I had previously emailed to Zarquawi inviting him to for a rare personal interview under the pretext of writing his biography which would eventually become a movie for television and he could play the part of himself if he was still alive which he isn’t so the part will be played by a rat of a similar species.

To the Bushman – If you are reading this please send my $25 million in an unmarked armored car to my address at – Ha! Ha! You think I’m dump enough to give my address?
You’d bomb my house just like you did Zarquawi’s just to save the Big Bucks.
I’ll contact you later.

Hinkly Out!
By George