Check out this place for writers.

My brother, Wayne sent me the name of a place for writers called WATTPAD,com.
I checked it out and it sounds good but it’s late in the day and I’m too tired to write a story so I sent them this…

My name is George Elkin Albitz. I am as new to WATTPAD as it is to me. This is my first writing to tell what I do. I am a self-proclaimed humor writer with primarily three characters who are all more educated than myself yet they cannot write so I must do that for them.
Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi…teaches at The University.
Doctor Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi…delves into issues of The Mind.
Hinkly Dinkly Reporting…Standby for news.
You probably noticed a Kiwi following the monikers of Professor Penwose and Swigmon Fwad.
Both of them question why Men of Stature choose to list their shoe polishes after their names, but since it is done, they will do it, however neither uses Esquire.
Each day I write a column featuring one of the above. Since I am now a part of WATTPAD that feature will be featured.
All are welcome to read.

By George
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Here’s my story…
Think of something humorous and interesting and pretend it is from me. Only don't copyright it because then we won't be able to use it.

Ah, they're telling me its not enough characters, so use your imagine over and over till you get it right.

By George