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Oh those poor dears.

Now here is an odd headline…
KATE MIDDLETON AND MEGHAN MARKLE CAN'T WEAR DIAMONDS BEFORE 6PM
Oh those poor dears. What do they do for bloody brunches?

I am the same way actually, except my time is not limited.

My forth uncle on my mother’s side was the third Earl of Fenwick, and further up the family tree than I, yet a nut just the same, who did nothing distinctive except run for cover each time the bloody Lufwaffe attacked over whichever river that is running through the town, and even once stood up and got off a shot as a hun passed over but we never did recover the arrow, so we assume the worst.
Can anybody tell me what that has to do with Kate or Meghan?

Last night I had the honor of watching, “WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?”

I had seen bits and pieces previously but nothing all the way through.
I decided to watch it completely and find out just what happened to her?
When the picture was over I found myself still wondering what happened to her? I knew little more that I did before.

The cleaning lady showed up on her day off and got killed for it. I should think it would have been more economical to let her clean first, but that’s just me.

It seems Jane hired a fellow who knew nothing about everything to teach her and she would sing and dance to him for a sandwich and a cup of tea. He needed money more than she and she needed more of everything than he. Both looked to the other for sustenance.
She seemed good at catching birds and rodents but not very good at cooking them.

I cannot decide if she wears too much makeup, or not enough.

I’m thinking I may have misunderstood the question. I was thinking the movie would tell, “What ever happened to Baby Jane.”
But maybe it is asking?

So, what is wrong with Baby Jane?

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 4, 2019
Who are Kate and Meghan? The only Kate I know was Hepburn. I don't think she ever wore diamonds. Although I think she could afford one. If not, Howard Hughes would buy one for her. Or not. The only Meghan I ever knew was that girl down the street with mixed heritage who had a fixation with Royals. Whatever happened to her? Heard that she ran off with some playboy from England, but that's just a rumor.

I wonder what happened to Betty Davis? You know, the one with the Bette Davis eyes. They say she was beautiful, but when I got to see her the only thing that covered up her ugly was excess makeup like my wannabe starlet cousin from Stockton. Who cares about Baby Jane? I want to know whatever happened to beautiful Betty Davis?

Bye, George,

Ron

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