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Discretion Inc

Please allow me to introduce you to Discretion, Inc.
The Corporation That Allows You To Live Unencumbered.

Everyone has skeletons in their closets. Deep dark secrets they want no one to know. Clandestine thoughts and perversions that would ruin them if made public. Things better left unsaid.

Yet these skeletons may be affecting your sanity.
Dr. Swigmon Fwad, known psycho, analyst...and Discretion, Inc partner, believes that the weight of these secrets can become too much to bear. One’s own conscious, and subconscious, tears at us to divulge these things we find unbearable. A need exists to relieve pent up pressure by telling someone. But who/whom can be trusted?

That is where Discretion Inc comes to the rescue.
We can be trusted…Trust us!

We will be your outlet. Tell us anything you want. Get if off your chest.
Relieve your emotions. You will feel instant relief as you send us your perverted, disgusting, deviant, revolting, freakish thoughts.

And there’s always Free Shipping!

We will do nothing! That’s the magic of it all.
You will get the relief of telling someone and getting it off your chest, and all we will do is read it.
We give no advice or any type of reply.
To be honest, we get so slammed with messages we usually don’t even read them.

But what do you care? The point is you told somebody…a whole Corporation!

A discrete corporation!
The simple truth is a corporation is a group of people acting as one body, therefore I must come across as We, or be defunct.
I don’t want to be defunct. I’ve been defunct before and it’s not funct.

Actually this corporation includes three distinct individuals, Me, Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi, and Doctor Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi. Those are the three and they’re all me.

I do have various disorders, but none include multi personalities. I use that guise for my own benefits including admission to skitso meetings. Those are very interesting. They can have up to twelve people with only four chairs.

One of us said that I should be CEO, which is quite an honor that I humbly accept. I have never been a CEO…what is it?

Penwose Out,
By George
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