We already knew he was a cereal killer.

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

As you know…or not? I enjoy writing about humorous things that real people daily do. The world is full of idiots and their exploits are fun fodder for exploitation.

I find material in various venues primarily on the Internet, which has its drawbacks.
Today I took a look at The Weather Channel.
I clicked on Las Vegas, NV 10 Day Forecast
A screen popped up labeled, Las Vegas, NV 10 Day Forecast
I counted them…There were 15 days.
We seem to have received a 5 day bonus!…or maybe we were supposed to only look at 10?
I do not know, but one thing is for sure…the highs for all days was in the 50s, so this will probably be my last day wearing shorts, and I suppose time to turn the heat on.

I looked to the internet for news and spied this headline…
EXPERTS FOUND OUT EXACTLY HOW THE DINOSAURS DIED
I thought that an ideal subject to write about, but it turned out to be one of those Yahoo articles that tell you nothing, as you turn to the NEXT page over and over.
I really wanted to find the answer and went further than usual and found nothing. The dinosaurs remain dead and I know not why?

One-Way Tele
Yesterday however, Dumb things were more evident.
I like to watch Marilyn Milian, who presides over The People’s Court on the tele.
Judge Judy tends to be too into herself being smarter than everybody, but Judge Marilyn I like.

A lady was suing a guy she met sleeping on her New York City stoop, who just got out of 6 years in prison. He had no place to live so she invited him to her apartment. She said he damaged the place and broke things including a hair dryer, and other stuff.
The judge was reading them off and said,
“And you’re suing for 3 boxes of cereal?”

“Yeah, Judge, I went out and when I came back he ate all my cereal. There were 3 empty boxes on the table. He didn’t leave any for me!”

At the end of the case. Judge Marilyn scolded her for allowing someone who she just met out of prison into her home, saying…
“He could have been a mad rapist or wife beater?”

I pleaded with the judge to use a line I gave her, which was so obvious I’m embarrassed to tell you…but I will.

“We already know he was a Cereal Killer!”

Unfortunately my tele is one-way, so The Judge never heard me.
Maybe that will be the next electronic breakthrough, Two-Way Tele.
Imagine the possibilities.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8