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Could I let this go?

3 FEB 2020
Hinkly Dinkly Reporting
Standby For Super Bowl News!
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PRESIDENT TRUMP CONGRATULATES CHIEFS FOR REPRESENTING KANSAS ... BUT THEY PLAY IN MISSOURI.

Really folks, do you want to get rid of a fellow with such wonderful girth for mirth? I don’t think Bush ever said anything that dumb?
If you did George, I stand corrected, and apologize.

We got on the phone with The Don and he was quite baffled with his blunder, “Son of a Bitch! If San Francisco had won the game I’d have no problem, I know what state they’re in…although I counted more than 49 of them…I think? They move around so fast.

Next year, If I’m still here, I’m going to say, ‘Representing The United States.’ That way I’m covered no matter who wins, even Cleveland, Ohio, right?…unless they play in England?

Lets see George Bush beat that.”

This reporter does not think he will.
Hinkly Out
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 4, 2020
OMG! Thanks for pointing that out. I missed it on SNL. Oh, that was the night before the Super Bowl… My bad. With JJ Watt, loser from the great state of Houston Texans.

Maybe that team should represent Kansas City, Kansas. That way it would make the Trumpeter correct, like he always does, wiggle room to put the right spin on it.

Bye, George,

Ron

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