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I think I may have some weird form of the Corona Virus…
Give me another beer!

I may also have a Swine Fever Virus? I’ll know after I finish these poke chops.

I don’t know how…but I seem to have caught Mad Cow?
It may have happened the other day when a cow coughed on me?
It followed me home and I didn’t know why?
I later found its cud in my shirt pocket?
Remember Mad Cow is a disease, not a manifestation.
You need at least two cows so you can tell which is mad.

A wolf bit me last night.
Oh what a beautiful moon. Where’d all this hair come from?

Pelosi said the Ladies Room, “Ran out of Toilet Paper,” so she had to ‘improvise.’ She’s done it many times with her own speeches, but she never let Bernie use them.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 6, 2020
It probably comes from you sticking your nose in either a, daffodil, jonquil, or milkweed… I prefer the milkweed because you flit around subjects every day like a monarch butterfly. Not saying that you are royalty, just not saying.

I definitely have the peanut fever. Not from my love of Jimmy or Billy, rest his sorry ass so. It's just that I get a very hot belly that rises to my head every time I enjoy my peanut butter and cheddar cheese sandwich. But then it could be from the, "sand which is there," just saying…

Also heard that they banned Mitt Romney from the GOP restroom. But that's okay because Nancy Pelosi let him in.

Bye, George,

Ron

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