He asks for your money

THE ID CARD THAT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE

High Pathetical Situation
Suppose you are walking down the avenue, when suddenly, and rudely I might add, you are accosted by an evil doer, intent on doing you evil.
He asks for your money.

Editor’s note: Usually with this type of scenario I will say He/She, however I have found that women do not object to being excluded with this type of event.

You motion that you are going for your wallet. You go for your wallet… however instead of opening the dollar compartment, you hand him a card from your drop down plastic card organizer.

He looks at the card, (Hopefully he knows how to read?)…gives the card back to you, turns and walks away.
So what was on the card?

The card is a Concealed Weapons Permit…permitting you to carry concealed weapons. Note the plural tense, which assumes weapons all over your body.
The evil doer has no idea where they are because they are concealed.

Do you carry concealed weapons? Of course not…You might shoot your toe off, or something?…but the card says you may, so the evil doer thinks you do, and backs off.

This card is also handy for barroom brawls, old girlfriend’s boyfriends, Mother-in-Laws, aggressive Girl Scout cookie sellers, and other venues where violence is better avoided.

I’ve showed it to my students at The University and they are sweet as punch.

So get your Concealed Weapons Permit today, and walk around unafraid.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8