Conference on the mound…
Manager to pitcher…Don’t let the fans freak you out.
Pitcher…None of them are eating Hot Dogs? They just stare at me. It’s giving me The Creeps.
Catcher…They’re not even farting?
Pitcher…Maybe they’re silent one’s?
Catcher…All of them?
Ist Baseman…They never go to the bathroom?
Manager…Maybe they all went before the game started?
ShortStop…Non of them stood for the National Anthem.
Manager…That did it, they can all go back where they came from.
Catcher…You mean trees?
Pitcher…I think the noise is fake.
1st Baseman…Yeah! This is our stadium and they all applauded when I struck out.
Pitcher…Maybe they don’t like you?
Manager…Maybe you should try hitting the ball?
1st Baseman…I try but the ball wiffles?
Manager…Forget the fans! They’re not here for you, they’re here for the home viewers on TV so the games look real.
Catcher…Fake Fans to make the game look real?
ShortStop…This game isn’t even televised?
Pitcher…What about the dummies in The Bullpen?
Manager…I have one “warming up” incase you don’t get this last out…only I can’t tell if he’s a righty or a lefty?
2nd Baseman…This is all ridiculous if you ask me.
Manager…You think this is bad. Next game is even worse.
Pitcher…Why do you say that?
Manager…We play in New York.
All…EEEEOOOOHHH!
Fake Umpire…PLAY BALL!
Manager…Who said that?
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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