I read the article so you don't get to.

Dr, Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi
The following was deemed to be of a psychological nature and therefore passed along to me for comment, as if I did not HAVE enough to do already.

Headline
How to Be Thankful For Your Life by Changing Just One Word

I read the article…well, part of it, so you don’t HAVE to.

HAVE being the word in question. According to the article HAVE is a dirty word to use when living your life. It can be a stress builder if you let it get out of control…I HAVE to do this, I HAVE to do that, etc.
You can see the tension already.

The wizard who wrote the article suggests changing HAVE to GET… I GET to do this, I GET to do that.

I have put the notion to the test and made a few changes of my own.
Please look above. You will notice I HAVE capitalized HAVE in the first paragraph to make it easy to find. If you still cannot find it ask your mother.

If your imagination allows you to do so, change HAVE to GET and read the line again. It makes no sense.
If you think it does make sense, call my office and set up a string of appointments, we need to talk.
I am beginning to see this article as being profitable.

Try another one…”I read the article, so you don’t HAVE to”
Change the HAVE to GET and read it again.
Well, that certainly seems a bit abusive.
Please understand refraining you was not my intention.

Having things you HAVE to do is not a bad thing. It helps get things done. I am sure you think this is easy for me to say, having others to do those things for me, however psychology is meant to be served for the masses, not among them.

For those who/whom wish to talk further, please mention this article when contacting for an appointment. We are running a special limited offer whereas you are billed double for the first visit, and your second visit is free.

Looking forward to twice seeing you.

Swigmon Out,
By George