Faux Pas

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
A Non-Attorney Spokesperson

The latest News Flash deals with a group of persons who closed traffic on I95 above Boston, because of a standoff with police.

I MUST interject here. There seems to be a bit of misinformation.
The men in question are from a group calling themselves
Rise of The Moors.
That is a Major Faux Pas!

Was it not just last night that I was watching reruns of Seinfeld?
I believe it was.

George was playing Trivial Pursuit with The Bubble Boy.
The question came up, “Who invaded Spain, in whatever year it was?”
The Bubble Boy answered, “The Moors.”

George smiled widely, “Wrong! It was The Moops.”

Bubble Boy, “It was The Moors!”
George, “Not according to this card. It says The Moops.”
Bubble Boy, ”That was a misprint.”
George, “Maybe so, but it says…The Moops!”

The Bubble Boy burst out of his bubble and attacked George. The rest is Seinfeld history.

However for us today, the Faux Pas is clear.
They are not the Rise of The Moors, but the Rise of the Moops.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8