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Winds aloft

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

These little tidbits of information, while helpful to some, may be fodder for others.
For those who find it fodder, you may yet find it helpful as a liner, so I suggest you go out and buy yourself a birdcage.
A bird is not necessary unless you really want one.
Then again, if you had no bird there would be no use for the liner.
Of course, you could always tell visitors the bird was “Out.”

Under the gize of Good News/Bad News I would have to say the Good News is my eye swelling has gone down and everything is back to normal.
That is normal for me, which is way above everyone else.

Bad News…The Smoke is coming back!
Forecasts, and forecasters, have forecasted.

I am hopeful the Winds Aloft will keep the Smoke Aloft but that remains to be seen?

At the moment this news seems to be having a placebo effect on me as my eyes are getting itchy.

It is times like these I am glad I removed the batteries from my smoke detectors. I would be getting virtually no sleep at all with their constant buzzing.
If my house were ever on fire, I suppose someone would tell me.

Penwose Out,
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 28, 2021
It must be hell to be in the path of those smoky wildfires. I already have itchy eyes from staring at this overheated LED screen too long each day, drying my eyeballs out to the point where, while I don't feel it, my eyelids, that have feeling start to itch and smart like now buddy's business. And of course, I can't ease the situation until someone comes with some soothing water to hydrate them again and stop the itchies.

Here's looking at you, kid. Or something like that… She was a darn sight prettier.

Ron

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