Some of y'all right now are probably gasping in disbelief that I actually found time to write. But let me warn you first:
1. I'm a night person, and the time of this writing is 7:51 am EST and I am not about to retract one word that's 'bout-ta-sprout.
2. I dream in crayola (the bright crayolas in the box will figure that one out. . . the rest of y'all, keep colorin' inside the lines: and
3. I don't drink coffee. Wine? Sometime. . . Tea? . . . I'm a addict. . . Beer? Are you nuts? (There was a pun in that one y'all. . . like I said, keep colorin' inside the lines.)
And now for the morning news, according to the one who writes at authors den as often as Haley's comet appears.
Praise the Lord it's Mornin' Time again!
Usually me and my bad breath, musty armpits and screaming bladder try to stay as "real" for as long as possible. And invitably the time must arrive--that is if we keep foggin' up a mirror, bad breath or minty--that we either choose to, or are forced to encounter other humans.
HUMANS. Black, not so black, pink, red, brown, manilla. . . I think sometimes all of us have moments we alzheimers the fact that every single "living breathin' walkin' talkin-nonsense" one of us were created in God's image (I don't care what you call God, it's my opinion He doesn't have a birth certificate or a travel visa), but I figure that the Supreme Intelligence that created humanity had a higher calling for us in mind. (Don't expect me to try to philosphize on this one go get yourself a copy of "The Purpose Driven Life" . . . used. (The bright crayola people may be appreciating the pun. . . Life, Purpose, Used vs. being useful. . . ?
Well, for starters, afterwhich I am going back to bed because I can. . . why is it that seven human anomalies of behavior psychological process still exist without people saying "That ain't right?"
1. Why is it hat for every dollar minus a quarter that women make on a job, the men who sit on their butts watching us work (unless the women are hookers) make a dollar plus promotion?
2. Why is it that folks will listen to a lying politician and STILL vote for him or her EVERY SINGLE TIME?
3. Why is it Fox News is still on the air as decidedly partisan as they are?
4. Why is it (and a few of y'all color-blind thinking brothers and sisters of mine might get mad at this way but hey,
remember, it's morning and I dream in c r a y o l a)
that when a woman presents a mind-blowing idea, (unless she's blowin' somethin' else) it's a nice suggestion but the man steals the idea, makes a shabby presentation and gets the pat on the back from the good ol' boy network? (Which is precisely why I'm in my own big money home-based travel business with MY name on it! Expedia, suck my mornin' breath -- my engine is proven to be BETTER than yours, and I help my friends to get PAID!)
5. Why is it that women are afraid to ask for time off? Damn it we deserve it!!!
6. Why is it male doctors can touch your boobs during an exam and nobody hollers "molestation?" Do you even think that a male (or maybe even a lesbian) physician pushin' and pokin' on your puppies can be COMPLETLY objective? Again, we're talkin' humans here. . .
7. After this one I'm goin' back to bed. . . .
Why is it that when men age, they "sleep" (using a metaphor here) and women "wake up?"
Like I said y'all, I'm not a morning person, and even with sleep in my eyes I still feel a lot of us walk around deaf dumb blind and stupid when the time comes to challenge the reality some people try to create for those of us who are the brighter c r a y o l a
Happy coloring. . . sleeping 'til noon.
blessin's
cynth'ya
(I'm also in the golf business now) www.ytbgolf.com/therandlgroup
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