Some people wake up grouchy. Nobody should have to put up with that EVERY morning. I found a solution that works for me.
Breakfast 'Whine'
I, personally, do NOT like 'whine' with breakfast! Lately I've begun leaving my 'ears' (hearing-aid; right ear only) on the dresser. When I'm ready to communicate, I put my ears on. Things are not only quiet, folks are much more pleasant :)!
I LOVE peace and quiet. Don't wear my 'ears' except when in the company of others.
I have fewer ear infections, headaches and am not too likely to be treated as a servant (fetch me this or bring me THAT) ... I'm SO happy without it! Plus, no feedback! That squelching noise annoys YOU ... just think about the fact that it's in MY EAR! It's horrid!
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer