Oh, those crazy things that kids do!

During Joseph's teenage years, he sometimes hung out in the back of the elementary school yard on Saturdays for something to do. Someone told him that a neighborhood girl named Dawn rode her minibike around the school yard fields, and if she let you ride on with her, she didn't mind if you grasped her breasts as you held on for dear life. There was no other safe place to hold on anyway except for Dawn herself. Sure enough, Joseph's turn came one Saturday morning. She offered Joseph a ride. This was the very first time that he ever felt what it was like to hold a woman's breast. Oh, those crazy things that kids do, right?