Author Jay Dubya constructs a humorous grammar/history English spelling lesson.
“Precedent Linkin’s Gettysberg A Dress”
Wen eye wuss and English teacher
weigh Bach wend, aye ewes two tell my
stewdents, “Abraham Linkin did knot
invent the Linkin Verb, and he did’ant
invent Linkin Logs ether!”
Pleas enjoy Czeching the
spelling/homophone misstakes ewe sea beelow:
For score an seven years ego, hour
farthers brought fourth, upon this
incontinent,
a knew neigh shun, conceived in
Liberty, and deadicated two the
preposition that
awl men our created sequel.
Now wee R engaged inn a grate Cybil
Wore, testing weather that nation, oar
any
nation sew conceived, an so dedicated,
Ken long end-door. Oui r met hear on a
great battlefield of dat war. Weave
come too dedicate a portion of it, as
a vinyl wrestling place fore dose who
here berried
gave there lives that that nation mite
live. It is
alltogether fitting and proper that we
should dew diss.
Butt inn a lager cents, we can not
dedicate, we cant concentrate, we
can not
hollow this ground. Da brave men,
living end dead, who struggled here,
have
consecrated it far above our pore
power two ad or detrack. The whirled
will lit-till
note, nor long remember, watt we say
and due here, but wood never foreget
what they did
here.
It is fore us, the living, rather 2 bee
dedicated hair to da un-Finnished work
witch
day have, thus far, so nobly carried
on. It is rather for us 2 B here
dedicated to
the great tusk re-maneing b4 us that
from thesis honored dead we take
increased devote-shin 2 that clause
for which day gave the last fall
measure of
devotion, that we hear hi-lee resolve
that these dead shell knot have dyed
in vein;
that this nation shill have a gnu
berth of free-dumb; an that diss
goverment off
the people, buy the people, fore the
peoples, shoal knot parish from da
urf.
Copyright 2017
Jay Dubya
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Otherwise, very funny (punny?) ;-)
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