A Dozen Reasons Redneck Women Cheat by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Rated "R" by the Author.
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edited: Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2007
2-Cause the Viagra ran out and you don’t get paid til next week
3-She caught you wearin her panties and you look better in em than she does
4-Cause she caught you cheatin in the barn and she’s tired of you havin all the fun
5-She’s afraid you might give her mad cow disease (think about it)
6-She got tired of doin it in front of the tv while you race like a fiend down “Victory Lane" or holler “Touch Down” when you score
7-The last time she shaved her legs six months ago, you didn’t even notice
8-She gets a better ride on the tractor or the mule
9-She’s addicted to “Raw” and “Smack Down” and the Undertaker is more lively than you
10-You called her uncle a bad name and she don’t take kindly to you talkin about her former fiancé
11-You go coon huntin three times a week and beaver huntin only twice a year
12-The last time she wanted to spoon you won’t hungry
If you recognize any of these here reasons, then you better follow her next Friday night to bingo or choir practice cause some man’s about to win big and make the fat lady sing.
This is hilarious to the point of being dangerous:-) but my guess is more women are laughing than men! Thanks for sharing a good stress buster and some serious food for thought on the side.
That is where that uncouth person in Lacy Things came from!!! I wondered. He is a redneck and more than likely has a redneck wife to boot.
Sissy this is a hoot!!! Rednecks, rednecks, rednecks!
Love it.
Ann
Ya gotta love a woman who knows her trailer park neighbors
Walt
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 24, 2007
What a trashy bit of writin' . . . And I luv it cuz I been wonderin' 'bout that doohicky Doddering Dottie keeps on 'er neck . . . Reckon? . . . Naw . . . Not Dottie . . . I'm a hirin' me a private dick . . . oops! Wrong durn coice of words . . .
I met Jerome on a busy city street in Baltimore, Maryland, when he was forty-five years old. On that particular day, I was out and about, enjoying a much-needed day off from work.
I wanted to purchase a sukiyaki sub. I parked my car in an area of
I met Jerome on a busy city street in Baltimore, Maryland, when he was forty-five years old. On that particular day, I was out and about, enjoying a much-needed day off from work.
I wanted to purchase a sukiyaki sub. I parked my car in an area of
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Taylor
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See ya soon?
Georg
Sissy this is a hoot!!! Rednecks, rednecks, rednecks!
Love it.
Ann
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Walt