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Those Little Rubber Thingies
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Where do they go?










Got me a new cell phone last week. Renewed my plan and got a very nice one indeed, for free.
My quetion is this. New phones always come with a little rubber plug that covers the place where you stick in the charger. Where do they go?

After a week, and trying to keep up with it, I've given up and it has dissapeared into the same hole in the space-time continuum that socks go when they dissapear from the dryer.

Why do they even bother putting one there in the first place without a lanyard to keep it around?
Oh well, I guess this is another of life's mysteries that have no real answer.

So you might as well just take it out the first time, and and throw it away right then and there, 'cause if you don't, and try to keep up with it, it will cause you more worry than rising interest rates or a woodpecker at five in the morning.

Now, if there are any of you out there who actually have had the thing after more than a month, please let me know. I would like to send you my congratulations, or condolences on having a real serious case of OCD.

Walt
     


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Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
No pun intended, but that rubber thingy keeps safe and clean. lol

Kathy

Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Walt, they go in your ear, the one on the side the wife is talking into, keep it plugged in, matter of fact, steal another from another cell phone...thanks for the laugh! Bless You! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Besides our socks (and only the really white ones), the little green aliens got to have something to laugh their sick little green asses off for. I guess those rubber plugs suit them fine, 'cause mine was gone before I unwrapped my new cellphone...
R~

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Never had one, what's a rubber plug? without being consider a pervert, in which hole you say to stick it? guffaw guffaw.
Georg

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Inmy business I've had a lot of cell phonesand that lil thang never last long with me either. In fact it's a bonifide nusance!
You're a funny man Walster.
love,
Susan

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
my new phone has that thingy attatched! i am so grateful!

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