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I once....

















Went into a sporting goods store in Arkadelphia, Arkansas.
Got to fiddling around with the turkey callers.
This one was a box and a stick.
You know me, I had to do the trick. It worked just fine, and sounded just like a turkey.
The storekeeper came over and said, "Don't Do that!!"
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because in five minutes this store will be filled with gobblers."

I thought I was gonna die laughing.


Walt            


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
hahahahaha.....almost missed this one......gotta love it Gobbler!!

Love sTINKs

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
You're a storekeepers nightmare!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
hah!! love it

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
Some how I really think the other turkeys can tell the diffence though. Cute write as always. Lady J

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
Well, you know it really works. At least one turkey answered you call. LOL

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on November 21, 2007
LOL

This brought back memories of when I was seven years old, just a little girl in kindergarten (started school two years late): we'd gone to a turkey farm, and all these gobblers were surrounding me. I got so scared, I wet my pants! I DID! LOL Enjoyed this one; thanks for the smiles!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
Yea, good thing they didn't have any Moose calls, happy Thanksgiving Walt.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
Once a child...always a child!!! I don't think I would go with you visiting Toy-R-Us anytime soon, and heavens help me not on Xmas!!!
Georg

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