Unbelievable ludicrous behaviour toward those that need no pardonning!

What was wrong with what?

Well for one, the turkey was white

I don’t know if that was a reflection on the president

I can understand it couldn’t be a dove

Well do I really have to explain?

Take your pick,

There are at least two possible options

One he is whitewashing the whole affair to appease PETA

The other that he is not a peacenik

Then the third, which in itself is ludicrous

Pardon those that are not guilty of any crime

This action stunned me,

I’ve could have understood if the bird

Had laid its hand on the president

And pardoned him for being a turkey!

22/11/2007