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ObamaBread
by Emile M Tubiana   
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Voici les possibilités pour que le people obtienne du pain

Here Are the Possibilities for the People to Get Bread

Certains disent qu’ils mettent la direction du pain dans les mains du gouvernement, afin qu’il y ait la justice aux Etats Unis. On crée le ministère du pain. Et tous les états recevront l’ordre de fabriquer le pain. C’est simple n’est-ce pas ? On crée des équipes qui seront en charge pour planifier à ce que chaque ville, chaque village et chaque rue ait du pain. Tout le pain serait fabriqué à New York et dans chaque capitale de chaque état, selon les instructions du ministère du pain.
Les équipes seront entrainées pendant la durée de trois ans. Après trois ans on décide de mettre tout sur ordinateur pour les commandes du pain de toute sorte. Après quelques semaines tous les boulangers ont fermé leurs boulangeries. Ceux qui veulent acheter du pain doivent commander le pain en indiquant le type de pain qu’ils veulent bien avoir au prix indiqué sur l’ordinateur. Le pain serait transporté jusqu’à la maison et selon l’adresse indiquée pat le client et après avoir reçu le montant désigné.
Pour être sûr que le pain atteigne chaque maison, il faut prier qu’il n’y aurait pas de la neige et pas de malades parmi les employés du gouvernent, pas de panne dans les transports et que l’électricité ne tombe pas en panne et que tous les producteurs de blé prient pour une belle récolte.
Ou alors, que le gouvernement libère l’industrie du pain dans les mains des entrepreneurs.
Voici ce qu’Obama voudrait faire si le ObamaCare marchera : après on passera à ObamaPain.
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Here Are the Possibilities for the People to Get Bread
Some say they should put the direction of the bread in the hands of the government, so that there would be justice in the United States. They create the Department of Bread. And all states will be instructed to make the bread. It's simple, is not it? Teams would be created, responsible for planning that every town, every village and every street gets bread. All the bread is made ​​in New York and in every capital of every state, according to the instructions of the Department of Bread.
Teams will be trained during a period of three years. After three years it will be decided to put everything on computer for orders of bread of any kind. After a few weeks all the bakers would close their bakeries. Those who want to buy bread would order the bread indicating the type of bread they want to have at the price indicated on the computer. Bread would be shipped to the house and as address indicated by the client and after receiving the designated amount.

To be sure that the bread reaches every home, we must pray that there would be no snow and no sickness among government employees, no failure in transportation and no power outage and all farmers would pray for a good wheat harvest.
Or, the government releases the bread industry into the hands of entrepreneurs.
Here is what Obama would do if ObamaCare would work: go on to ObamaBread.
Emile Tubiana


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Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on December 7, 2013
Yes my dear Jane, He is staburn, and he is loosing it is pity because he is a smart man and he has a nice family. I was burn amoung the Arabs and I know my friends in school were like him. mI gues that the study of the Coran make them like this
Love my friend

Reviewed on December 7, 2013
This is exactly what is happening now. It is a scary thing. Your article is an amazing analogy!

Love ya!

Jane

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