i was listening to Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire" and thought of some new lines...not PC, nor am I

princess di in a wreck
superman broke his neck
global warming, ozone's gone
nancy reagan's all alone
oj free, now he's not
californians smoking pot

green cars, smokeless bars
getting thin by cutting carbs
aerobics out, now its spinning
celtics suck, mavericks winning

yanks on top, no they're not
red sox now the team that's hot
went to the moon, that's so passe
we'll walk on mars any day

floppy discs so not cool
ipods are the general rule
hi def, mp3s
grandpa's got metal knees

do 12 things without me asking
you have to, man, it's multitasking
you're late and lost, and left to guess
fear no more with gps

terrorism on our soil
today's gold is arab oil
islam is the next disease
that's coming for you and me

no vietnam, but we have iraq
iran is next don't cut em slack
their president a hitler type
columbia, don't believe the hype

venezuela with your nut Chavez
better do just what he says
or else you'll find your houses torched
your family's bodies badly scorched

Hollywood has lost it's mind
they wanna be the liberal kind
hugging zealots, dictators and such
they are completely out of touch

yeah I know, you hate George Bush
a big war bully, please don't push
so vote for Hillary, and it won't be long
life great today, in 4 years gone

so swim, run, bike, and exercise
preserve your health if you're wise
no doctor today will be around
as medicine is run into the ground

the grand plan, socialize and tax
bad now, just wait til there's no max
stay here, pay more get less? i'll pass
I'm off to Switzerland, Hillary, kiss my ass!