The Capitalist Manifesto by George Leon Lowe is a single page document published in 2001 which put forth the nature, creed, beliefs, dogma and goals of the Capitalist.

THE CAPITALIST MANIFESTO      

The Capitalist Manifesto (El Manifesto Los Capital) by George Leon Lowe is a single page document published in 2001 which put forth the nature, creed, beliefs, dogma, and goals of the Capitalist. This document presents the methods and the proclaimed authority by which  the Capitalist go about achieving his goals and becoming a success in his ambition to live an exemplary life as a Capitalist.

THE CAPITALIST MANIFESTO
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                                                          Preamble
     The Capitalist is endowed by his Creator with a higher natural ability than others. This natural ability enables him to take advantage of, and create, opportunities favorable to his ambitions. Thus, he is not afraid to exploit the labor; and lesser abilities; of others around him. This ability to exploit all opportunities provides him a unique advantage in the day to day workings of society. The Capitalist’s enormous motivation; and his drive to be number one in economical; political; and social power (which is the capital assets of a society); is the fuel which drives civilized society. The Capitalist is driven by his endowed natural ability to be number one in all things. And it is this ambition which propels the society to a higher and higher social order. Without the natural ability of the Capitalist; all society would remain stagnant; and soon perish from the face of the Earth.
                                                         Manifesto
     This Manifesto declares; anoints; and empowers the Capitalist to reduce the value of all things  unto “One”: “One” shall be the sum of all things: “One Ruler”;  “One People”;  “One Earth”;  “One World”. This Manifesto decrees:  All animals; soil; water; air; fire; and all other things of Nature; shall be judged in value as their worth in Gold. Gold: is the absolute value of all things:  “One value:  Gold!”. It further decrees: All Spirits, gods, devils, demons and deities shall be reduced to one: “One God”.  And this “One God” shall be called: “King”, “Lord”, “Master”, “Savior”, “Father”, “Holy Ghost” and “Holy Spirit”: And his family shall be called: “Jesus-Son of God”, and “Mary-Mother of Jesus”: And all religions shall be reduced to “One” and pledged to honor the commands of the “One God the Father”.
     Hear ye now; as in the rolling roar of thunder; the covenant of this Manifesto decrees: The Capitalist is endowed with God given Natural Rights: And these rights  emanate from within the sanctity of this Manifesto. The Capitalist is commanded to use his natural rights; to achieve by any and all means necessary; to bring about the “One” spoken of above. He is commanded to embrace violence and  civil destruction. To raise armies; and make war to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to destroy cultures and make serf’s and slaves of none-capitalist populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to build institutions of cast and class to wage social destruction,  psychological war, and genocide; to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to use diseases, viruses, pestilent and plagues (natural and of his invention), to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to use deprivation and starvation (natural and of his invention); to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to use alcohol and all other drugs (natural and of his invention), to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. He is commanded to develop Alchemists; and use the full range of inventions; to reduce populations, until they are obedient to “One”. And further; this Manifesto decrees: No man; woman; child; or other things on Earth, shall stand before the Capitalist to impede his progress to bring about the “One” as spoken of above.
     See ye now; as in flashing bolts of lightning leading and following the storm: The powers of this Manifesto empowers the Capitalist as agent and apologist: To take by means of law or any means he declares necessary; all property and life; of anyone or anything; standing before him to impede his progress: For they have no rights by virtue of birth; creation; law; class, cast, or social standing; which he is bound in any way; to respect or obey.
                                                    Decree
     Yea; as it is decreed by this Manifesto Los Capital: The Capitalist may dispose of his capital (property) in any ways he deems appropriate. So it is written: So it shall be!