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Cajun View on Terrorist Torture by Mark M Lichterman
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edited: Saturday, January 16, 2010
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010
Wayne Doucet, a City Counselor from Evangeline , Louisiana , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted thunderous applause from the audience and his ejection from the studio.
What Counselor Doucet lacks in political correctness he makes up for with clarity.
HIS STATEMENT: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Coonass's life, then I have only three things to say: Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet."
Radio station: KVPI/ Ville Platte , LA.
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PS. always on wet nuts!