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Top Ten Reasons We All Have a Bellybutton
by Dan Cooper   
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Top 10 reasons list for belly buttons

Top Ten reasons we all have a belly button

10. If it’s an "inny" it makes a great place to keep the salt when you eat celery in bed.

9. It breaks up the dull monotony of sleek, curvaceous tummies.

8. It ensures that lint will never become a high-demand commodity.

7. As an "outie" it’s like a third nipple; as an "inny" it offers another body cavity for the police to search.

6. If you are into hot wax, it makes a pretty good candleholder when you happen to be busy with something else.

5. During the summer it provides an inexpensive scenic facelift to the community.

4. It’s a good place to keep the change for the next tollbooth.

3. Mike Tyson might be one of the few people who find it a difficult area to bite.

2. It is one of eight body areas that saved the piercing industry from extinction.

1. It provides a brief but timely rest area when you are taking a trip around the world.


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