WHY I LOVE THE TV NEWS

With all of us being us being good little anti-authoritarians we are, most of us don't like TV. Well, FUCK YOU buddy! I like some TV (even though I can't afford one now). My favorite being the news with violent cartoons koming in second. Don't worry I don't place much validity in the journalism (or lack of it) but it proves that the shit is hitting the fan finally for the humyn race. When people see a murder or other tragedy they genrally say 'that's terrible', 'what a kruel world', or some other mushy bullshit. I say 'pour me a shot of whiskey, I'll drink to that'! Crime waves, natural diasters, riots, race wars, holy wars, mass murders, fires, bombings, and more bad newz as infinitum unless it concerns my own personal sphere of influence is entertainment as far as I'm concerned. That's what I wanna see- bodies flying, bloodstains, buildings kollasping, and generally humynkind at its worst (or best depending how you view history)! I mean wars are so stupid, why should give a fuck who dies in them. Natural diasters are Goddess' way of revenge. Riots and bombings are an interesting form of poetic justice. And as for race and holy wars...... listen pal, if any two groups of people want to disintergate each other into obivilion for the two most idiotic reasons in existence- LET THEM!! We could all use the extra elbow room and oxygen. In fact, make'em fight with polearms instead of firearms to make it more BLOODY. While we all of us sit back with a bottle of our favorite liquor or a dose of our favorite drug and then watch the fun!!! Now that's my idea of bread and circuses! Amen!