Be it Aber or Amber
Be it a baker or a barber
Be it a cucumber or cyber
From January to December
Burns bright as an ember
Mixed with life’s fiber
Part of our chat, gabber
Ouse, Trent estuary Humber
On our lives, it is an inscriber
Affects both – jabber and jibber
It’s with the deer knobber
All desire it - libber or lumber
It is any group’s member
There lies power in NUMBER
Feel it from September to October
Charms all from peon to plumber
It is liked by even a quibbler
It is the truth to remember
Can make you smile if sober
It can fill timber in a tuber
It is as earthy as umber
Counts spinal cord’s verteber
It is magnetic as a weber
It is enigmatic, pressure it exert
About it, we daily yabber
Humans, animals, zingiber
