This was written for everyone who has had a rough day at the office.

I work for the bimbo from hell. You probably know her. She has her own company policy: it excludes her from work. We are directed to turn inner departmental issues over to her but she refuses to believe any exist. Her view of chain of command is go to her, be yelled at for it, then go back to you desk and never speak to anyone over her, though nothing is resolved. Upper management says she’s spent many years doing this type of work and has a lot to teach us. Hard to believe because it looks like she just grew out of diapers the other day. When speaking to her, she doesn’t listen to a word you say, and then sums up the conversation to one you’ve never head in your life. She’s way beyond Mars and Venus. This woman’s mind is in a galaxy far, far, away.