“Precedent Linkin’s Gettysberg A Dress”

Wen eye wuss and English teacher

weigh Bach wend, aye ewes two tell my

stewdents, “Abraham Linkin did knot

invent the Linkin Verb, and he did’ant

invent Linkin Logs ether!”


Pleas enjoy Czeching the

spelling/homophone misstakes ewe sea beelow:


For score an seven years ego, hour

farthers brought fourth, upon this

incontinent,

a knew neigh shun, conceived in

Liberty, and deadicated two the

preposition that

awl men our created sequel.


Now wee R engaged inn a grate Cybil

Wore, testing weather that nation, oar

any

nation sew conceived, an so dedicated,

Ken long end-door. Oui r met hear on a

great battlefield of dat war. Weave

come too dedicate a portion of it, as

a vinyl wrestling place fore dose who

here berried

gave there lives that that nation mite

live. It is

alltogether fitting and proper that we

should dew diss.


Butt inn a lager cents, we can not

dedicate, we cant concentrate, we

can not

hollow this ground. Da brave men,

living end dead, who struggled here,

have

consecrated it far above our pore

power two ad or detrack. The whirled

will lit-till

note, nor long remember, watt we say

and due here, but wood never foreget

what they did

here.


It is fore us, the living, rather 2 bee

dedicated hair to da un-Finnished work

witch

day have, thus far, so nobly carried

on. It is rather for us 2 B here

dedicated to

the great tusk re-maneing b4 us that

from thesis honored dead we take

increased devote-shin 2 that clause

for which day gave the last fall

measure of

devotion, that we hear hi-lee resolve

that these dead shell knot have dyed

in vein;

that this nation shill have a gnu

berth of free-dumb; an that diss

goverment off

the people, buy the people, fore the

peoples, shoal knot parish from da

urf.

Copyright 2017

Jay Dubya

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