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Blogs by Joseph Juliano MD
Marriage (Part II) - Humor
6/23/2006 12:52:18 PM
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
(Well, HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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