Happy belated Fourth of July! Some tips learned from this years's 4th at the nudist park Just a little note to wish you a very belated but well meaning Happy 4th.
These are a few tips that came to mind while celebrating the 4th with some nudist friends. Hope they help you in the future.
1. Never handle a sparkler naked.
2. Never let a spark drop in you lap while naked.
3. Never scream wildly while waving your arms frantically still holding a sparkler.
4. Never store a bottle of 150 proof moonshine on a table next to a chair where you plan to sit while flailing your arms with a sparkler in your hand and a hot spark in your lap.
5. Never spill a bottle of moonshine in your lap while sitting in a chair, naked, with a sparkler in your hand while waving your arms frantically.
6. Never spring from your chair, while on fire and run across the lawn, dripping moonshine behind you from the bottle you are carrying in your left hand while frantically waving your arms.
7. Remember that sparklers can be thrown to the ground, just not at the same time you throw the bottle of moonshine.
8. Never, and I mean Never, Stop, Drop, and roll on the bag full of firecrackers when you are on fire.
9. Don't ask your wife for assistance until you apologize for telling her that the towel she is carrying in not what makes her look fat.
10. Read the label on sparklers carefully. When is says to wear protective clothes, it might be a good idea.
Just a though... Allen
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