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8000 roaches, an evil doctor and his floozy nurse---part 2 2/21/2011 6:12:33 AM
Part two of the great roach trick---Evil Doctor, his floozy nurse and 8000 roaches get together in a little room. Part two of The Great Roach Trick.
".....Then me and John Clayton really started looking because she pulled her skirt all the way up to her panties to slap one of the faster roaches as she screamed and jumped around the office. Heck, I know I was upset about putting too many roaches in that office, but shoot, after Miss Tina went just wild, I stopped thinking about how we’d done too much, and I rolled over and laughed so hard I thought I’d bust a gut.
Course, her screams brought Doctor Carl outta his office, and he saw the roaches right off because Miss Tina was yelling about them and pointing to the roach carpet on the floor, while she was dancing around holding on to the desk to keep from falling down. Doctor Carl stood there for a minute like he didn’t know what to make of it, and before he could move, a bunch of roaches ran up his shoe and right up his pants leg.
“Oh, oh, whooooo! Whoooo!” Then he yelled some really bad words and grabbed Miss Tina by the hand and headed for the door.
“Tina, get out of here!”
Doctor Carl tried to head for the door, and we heard Miss Tina scream: “Be careful Carl! You’ll fall down!”
Shoot, Doctor Carl was so anxious to get outta that office that he just ignored Miss Tina and yanked her toward the door. Well, he didn’t take two steps until he slipped from stepping on the roach carpet, and took Miss Tina down with him. And for a minute they was a big pile of arms and legs with roaches running all over them.
“Ahaaaa! Ohoooooo! God!” That was just a few of the things Doctor Carl said as he tried to get up, and, of course, Miss Tina let out a scream to end all screams as they tried to get to the door, but heck, after stepping in all them roaches, their shoes were so slippery that they’d take a step, fall down again, and then crawl through more roaches than you’ve ever seen in your entire life, cursing loudly, slapping roaches off as they slipped around on the slick floor. Doctor Carl finally crawled to the door, grabbed the doorknob, and started pushing, trying to get the door open. They was so many roaches on his white doctor coat that it was almost brown. We could hear him from across the street.
“The door won’t open!” he screamed as he pushed with Miss Tina yelling in his ear to let her out of that office or she was gonna die. Course, all the commotion and stomping on the roaches got them roaches all upset. You know, most of the time, roaches just scurry around on the floor and crawl up walls, but if they get all worked up they can fly. Well, these roaches—after being cooped up in a sack all night and now being stepped on and slapped―started to flit around like a bunch of super mosquitoes, and pretty soon the office looked like a big brown blur of flying water bugs, let me tell you something right now: Stepping on roaches and slapping them off your leg ain’t nothing compared to having them fly into you face and hair. We thought things couldn’t get no worse, but, shoot, when them roaches started dive-bombing Miss Tina and Doctor Carl the whole dang thing just went out of this world crazy.
