1. HOUSEWIFE'S
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)
Disadvantages
* You will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages
* She does not need your money
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!!!!!
---You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit and petrol card for u when u r down and out.
Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is tired or don't just feel like it and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time.

* You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends, u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list goes on)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you in English nogal.

3. GOLD DIGGERS (e.g. PTA TECH students, wits, learner's etc etc )
Advantages
* GOOD IN BED (wow!).
Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless.
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
* She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you r a celebrity and takes the story to the Sunday World/Sun.
* She is sexy isn't she..?