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Duke LaRance

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Soft Poor Corn
4/13/2016 3:40:10 PM


I have said it before and will say it again, "Uh, uh...huh?
Oh all right then see I sit down in the waitin' room at the injun horsepiddle to get my toenails cut at the largess of the taxpayer and there are two and only two magazines there one was Allure and another women's magazine Jennifer Aniston wuz on the cover of one and in any event both cover photeaux showed major amounts of cleavage I have to say that those magazines would have been considered soft poor corn in my day they wuz even better than most of the sportin' magazines at the barbershop that wuz the bad news the good news? Due to advances in medicine I do not have to get implants to have pert breasts now to make up for this I will go find you a tune okay?

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• Dumb-duh-Dumb-Dumb - Sunday, April 17, 2016
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•  Soft Poor Corn - Wednesday, April 13, 2016  

• Not that anybody really cares - Saturday, April 9, 2016
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