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Free Vacation 5/2/2015 11:59:51 AM
Check it out! Calling all citizens: Free Vacation –
That’s right! Free Vacation!!
I kid you not!!!
Free Vacation Jones a.k.a. Larry the Lizard somehow from his prison cell before it’s too late is what we need to do –
He’s a man who was always on vacation, or at least out to lunch, even when he was home.
I ask you; is it his fault that he just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong group of dead people scattered in pieces around him and the wrong bloody ax in his hands when the cops turned up to check on a complaint of loud blood curling screams?
Or that down at the stationhouse he willingly gave them a long drawn out confession to that and other similar crimes which he had committed in his travels graphic enough to make everyone who heard it or later read it physically sick?
Of course it’s not!
You know what, on second thought maybe we’d better just keep him under lock and key.
One of the things which sucks the most about advertizing is the old bait and switch angle, like where an ad might read Free Sex – can be attained through the bonds of holy matrimony, so come on down to Reverend Joe’s House of Marriage and Barbeque – Shotgun Wedding Specials all this week!
While you’re here anyway – be sure to check out my website, where you can purchase my 5 star rated psychological horror e-novel WHAT’S IN A NAME? featuring a very twisted version of Romeo and Juliet named Cain K. and Claudia Abel for a mere 99 cents and no dollars. Less than the price of a cup of coffee, and while coffee will only keep you awake for hours at most, this will keep you awake for days at least. . . .
