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Where is my blog and why should I care... 1/19/2025 12:47:33 PM
I found my blog, it was on my front page, who knew. Everyone, you say? Hummmm. I haven't written a blog before so don't be judging me. Although I, personally, am a very judgmental person, especially about people who eat moss and seem to enjoy it. I am told by those in the know, that I am supposed to be concise, analytical and serious when posting a blog. I ask myself...why? For what is a blog in the larger scheme of things? Can it change the world? Can it make mankind better? I'm sure the government will grant some monies to answer these burning questions somewhere along the line but for now, we are left to our own devices on the matter.
I say, I want to blog about things which interest me (and hopefully, a few of the less discriminating of you out in the Cosmos). Something troubled me this fine day. I was standing, minding my own business, in the check-out lane at Walmart. Not the ten items or less, mind you. Just a normal lane. Some large woman came up to me, out of the blue, asking if I knew where the Ammunition section was. I politely ignored her fish-net stockings, her disco thigh high boots, for who am I to judge, remember...and replied, I assume the ammo would be in the 'hunting/fishing' section in the back. Knowing Walmart, it could be on the seasonal aisle though. I hope I didn't misdirect her. I had to admire her nose ring. I think, perhaps, she had it special made. I've never seen something that big on a human face before. I am not criticizing. It looked charming with the outfit she had chosen, really it did. As I watched her walk away, these thoughts came to mind. Where did she get the fishnet stockings, they were really cool. Are they in the hunting/fishing section for I rarely visit there. Are they in the frozen food enclosure. I do not look beyond the Eggo shelf, personally so I could have missed them. I have a new mission in life. I must find those enviable stables. It takes so little to ignite passion in some people, right? I covet those stockings. I'm seriously considering a nose ring as well. This woman may have altered my entire existence. Time will tell. This has been my first blog. I pray that it will be my last, along with most of you who stuck to this cryptic end.
