FAMOUS LOVE POEMS POET SLEEPOVER
Don't wait til I'm dead until you have me over for the night, weekend, or month or two.
I don't eat much, in fact I'm partial to leftovers. I hope you are too 'cause that's what you're getting.
I once had Toe-Sex with a woman but let's not bring that up again. Mostly just poetry stuff.
You're beautiful or swell (pick one or both, I'm too old to argue)
I can sleep under the bed if necessary. No dogs please.
Pets allowed.
It only takes me one or two shots to get drunk (cooperative) and a blue pill or two probably wouldn't hurt.
Okay ladies. Look forward to hearing from you. I like Stone Temple Pilot Sex Type Thing and Classical Chinese Opera 'The Dream In The Garden'. Talk about flexible!
Call me. Tell your husband I'm the WellCome Wagon Committee. He never listens to you anyways.
The Canadian poet known by the moniker RickthePoetWarrior
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