Minnesota is a national leader in Jim Crow
Minnesota is a national leader in Haunted Houses
Minnesota is a national leader in Haunted Cars
Minnesota is a national leader in vice.
Minnesota has lost the narcotics wars.
Minnesota is a national leader in Johnson's wars against minority males.
Minnesota is facing human wave attacks.
Minnesota is losing a Congressional seat.
The Minnesota Vikings are going to be sidelined during the Super Bowl.
Minnesota snowflake liberals are passing out snowflake order of magnitude tickets.
What can be done about this?