A long time ago, no one knows quite when, a young man with an adventurous spirit but very innocent to the ways of the world was seduced by Old Whore Life. She became pregnant and gave birth to a male child, whom she named Murphy.

Born of innocence and deception, Murphy was not a normal child. Cursed with his mother’s insatiable desire to deceive the world and blessed with his father’s guileless nature, Old Whore Life weaned her favorite child for his destined purpose to test the spirit of man with what over time came to be known as “Murphy’s Law,” and so it came to pass that regardless of what we do in life if anything can go wrong, it will…