Get THIS WON'T HURT A BIT Audio CD for FREE at Kissimmee's Waldenbooks when you buy an Autographed CLOWNWHITE!
CLOWNWHITE: A COMEDY OF HORRORS is now available at the Waldenbooks in Kissimmee, FL, with a FREE bonus: buy the (autographed) novel, get my Audio CD "THIS WON'T HURT A BIT" for free!
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT contains 6 stories from my collection INHUMAN RESOURCES: "Piece By Piece", "This won't Hurt a Bit" "By The Grace of the Autopilots", "Eyes For Breakfast", "Bloodsucker" and "Underdogs"...all narrated by your humble servant, complete with MAD sound effects.
CLOWNWHITE: A COMEDY OF HORRORS was recommended for a Best First Novel BRAM STOKER award from the Horror Writers of America, and features 666 of history's worst real-life villains all unleashed on the blizzard-stricken city of Meriden, CT. HELLNOTES says it "Contains the creepiest Clown Villain since IT, combined with the zombie mayhem of a George Romero Film and enough Body snatching to give Jack Finney a hard on...
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