On every holiday, card companies, marketers and retailers and vendors try to convince the public that their product is the perfect gift for that respective holiday.
Mothers’ Day is no exception J
So here I am, Guy Jacobs, trying to promote my award-winning novel: Hard-Boiled Men.
But how can I convince anyone that this novel is the perfect Mother’s Day gift when I made my own my promise me that she will never read through the pages of my book J
So here are the top 5 reasons why you should NOT buy your mother a copy of my novel on this Mothers’ Day 2008:
- You do not want her to know what MEN do when they go out on dates.
4. You do not want her to know what Women do when they go out on dates.
- You do not want her to know what YOU do when you go out on dates.
- She will very likely stop paying for your old student loans.
- Your mother is a woman too, this book just might get her started J
To get a copy of Hard-Boiled Men for anyone besides your Mother simply click on:
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