"No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story" makes its DVD debut today! It's clocking in on Amazon at #126 of 230 new releases. Not bad for next to no publicity.
No, not bad...GOOD.
That's right, "Veggie Tales" and "Natural Sex Appeal Vol 3, " eat my ass--I'm friggen beating you. I am sexier than you and, exempting sweet potato, taste better.
Know who else can kiss it? Princess Diana. What? Too soon? Not too soon for me to be ranked #14 in new biographies. That's right. And #17 in documentaries. Oh snap, bitches!
BUY MY MOVIE AND SEND A MESSAGE TO HOLLYWOOD!
"Hello, Hollywood? Me, here. I want Jeremy Vaeni to be in you. No, not like that. Yes, like THAT. What's that you say? No matter what I do, 'Dreamgirls' is gonna debut at #1? Oh, not another race war. Okay, forget it." *CLICK*
Wait...why did you hang up? You call that a message? Thanks for trying at least. Better than nothing. So's this:
The captivating music of birds and the enchanting beauty of roses have, each in their own right, inspired people around the world for as long as anyone can remember. How the two combine with the challenges faced by a struggling writer in Georgia to c
The captivating music of birds and the enchanting beauty of roses have, each in their own right, inspired people around the world for as long as anyone can remember. How the two combine with the challenges faced by a struggling writer in Georgia to c
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