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Isabelle
Isabelle is a belle from Carmel,
It is said that she can cast a spell;
Whether angel or witch,
I do not care which,
Isabelle from Carmel is a belle.
A Farmer from Moscow
There once was a farmer from Moscow,
Who had a most peculiar cow;
It could speak English,
With an accent, British,
And no one knew how she knew how.
A Would-Be Rapper
There once was a would-be rapper,
Who slipped on a candy wrapper;
He went head over heels,
Did a few cartwheels,
And wound up head first in the crapper.
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