When in Phnom Penh be sure to visit Pete’s Puppy Burgers. 100% ground dog meat (mostly puppy) and 67% guaranteed fresh. Highly recommend the Poodle patties smothered in juicy cat guts. It’s yummy!
The joint was packed last night with American expats stocking up with goodies for this morning's broadcast of the big game. Flea-flickers were working overtime.
A popular item this year was the Super Bowl Sunday Sundae...three scoops of unnecessary roughness sprinkled with gobs of colorful taunting. Warning: Not for the faint of heart so be sure to wear your mask.
Police dog kebabs will be served during the halftime show.
Pete’s Puppy Burgers...where Man’s best friend never tasted so good!